what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10
by froglover1987<3 June 01, 2023
by Randombitch@outlook.com February 24, 2018
Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
by Steven Hong December 20, 2021
by Steven Hong November 21, 2021
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
by Ajit The Cheat Pai February 16, 2018
The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.
by flipcheese November 04, 2016
Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.
Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
by OtisFlex May 14, 2012