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piggys that take your money your drugs and your lives
fuck the police them little piggy's going to die today
by the rattman November 1, 2017
mugGet the policemug.

THot PoLice

The police that go around and catch the thots
Madison ran up to Xienna screaming wee woo wee woo because she was the captain of the thot police
by Maddie rose December 4, 2018
mugGet the THot PoLicemug.

Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
mugGet the Minneapolis Policemug.

internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.
activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.
by Adebayo December 15, 2007
mugGet the internet policingmug.

Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.
by Levinity March 31, 2021
mugGet the Police Zoomermug.

Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
mugGet the Joke Policemug.

gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
by willhale1994 June 15, 2011
mugGet the gash policemug.

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