Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
by ThomBom November 25, 2014
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THot PoLice

The police that go around and catch the thots
Madison ran up to Xienna screaming wee woo wee woo because she was the captain of the thot police
by Maddie rose December 05, 2018
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internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.
activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.
by Adebayo November 16, 2007
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Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
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Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
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Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness
Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"
by pie r squared October 16, 2020
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police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet
cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover
by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018
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