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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.
I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009
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Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.
Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.
by Subtleowl July 6, 2010
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Playing the TinMan

Copulating yourself, while watching gay fetish porn about robots getting it on. lots of greasy oil lube usually shown in these productions.
most famous Examples of Playing the tinman include; Mr. Weebls Sexy-robots, and hentai of atlas and Peabody from the famous portal 2
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playing barbies

playing barbies was originated when a guy friend put mine and another girls faces together and made us kiss...this escalated and now anything girl on girl is playing barbies...with or without a guy.
you see them gurls playing barbies?

yea that shyt was hott!
by beccalynn0513 June 16, 2011
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Playing Indian

1. Its when you are going down on your wife or girlfriend, and you discover they are menstruating and wearing a tampon. You grab the tampon string with your teeth and pull it out, then you vigorously swing your head back and forth to place red warpaint markings on your cheeks. You then make the classic "woo woo woo woo" sound with your hand over your mouth and proceed to get down to business.

2. The smeared red face you get after going down on a woman on her period. Usually alcohol is a factor.
Michael: Man, my wife is special this week. I guess I won't get any for awhile.

Joe: Nah, just do some "playing Indian" and she will be so freaked out she will forget and let you nail her.

"To my surprise she was on the rag, but I just played Indian and got down to business."

"Wow you must have been drunk, by the look of your face you were playing Indian last night."
by Scrooged December 12, 2012
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