noob

That is you!

Internet slang for newbie.

The person reading this entry is a perfect example of a noob.

A person who used the internet to searched the definition of "noob" is a noob.

by Behind the influence December 24, 2007

noob

Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.

"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high! You'll kill yourself!"

"How the crap do you fly this thing??"

"What a noob."

by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008

noob

n. Anyone who wastes his or her time posting useless crap on the Internet.

The guy that wrote that giant wall of text to define "noob" is a noob.

by Stealthbreed July 5, 2009

noob

an ignorant twat

wow, you are such a noob

by dude4.0 August 2, 2009

noob

shite at everything, mainly games and life

troy, ur a one noob of a hell

by sturgis June 12, 2008

noob

someone who writes with zeros in place of o's

Peter: idk waht y0u talking ab0ut?
me: what a noob xP

by hehehe1028 October 14, 2009

noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018