Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

Nonce

And old codger who fuck little kids

Holy shit, I swear ya dads a nonce innit

by Breasticle123 January 27, 2020

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

Nonce

Pedo

Josh is a nonce

by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020