1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.
2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
1. Fuck off you ball sucking ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck slag whore motherfucker, it was shit I'm not paying you.
2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?
2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?
by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.
"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."
by btardia February 4, 2008

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

by officialca June 14, 2019

by Finineeniegirl September 12, 2020

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"
by 3kman May 20, 2022
