Anime

A cult that will suck you into it and make your life have meaning. It magically makes your parents regret conceiving you and scares all potential mates away as you fall into a deep dark hole of lusting after lolis and anime titties, as well as your waifu. All of your friends will leave you after a while of you watching hentai in your mom’s basement. It is a void you cannot escape.

Weeb 1: “Hey lemme show you this anime that I’m watching.”
Normie: “Ok”
*6 weeks later*
Weeb 1: *In old normies mom’s basement* “Yo I haven’t seen you in a while you ok?”
No longer normie: *Watching anime* “Anime. Anime is life”

by Biggggg-Boi September 23, 2018

Anime

a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality.

naruto is a good Anime.

by anime_fan_pictures May 6, 2017

Anime

Wow dumb bitches really don’t know what anime is.

Anime is a show u watch 😀

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Anime

a type of show that is so fucking addicting that you refuse to do anything other than binge watch it.

"i was so busy binge-watching anime that i forgot to take a shit."

by whythefuckdidicreateanaccount March 21, 2021

Anime

Fictional hot guys in the interweb

Have you seen that new anime?

by awkardlaughscuzimdeafasfuck November 26, 2020

Anime

big eyes
small bodies
high-pitched bodies

Anime is awesome.

by Lé Anime March 27, 2019

Anime

The fucking best type of animation ever, Japanese Animation
This definition is not a joke.

Timmy: I WATCHED THE BEST ANIME EVER CALLED TOY STORY
Joey: Actual Anime.
Timmy: Kimetsu no Yaiba?...

by HolyBurritoFromTheEastBlue April 27, 2020