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Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.
Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.
by XBenderX July 27, 2011
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newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.
newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.
by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018
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Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time
Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for
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Cam Newton

Cam Newton was the most successful Panthers quarterback so far by one season in terms of trips to the playoffs, and in terms of having the best record, and a few other mindless statistics for the people that actually have a desire to measure somebody, but in reality he wasn't the only quarterback to ever be successful in Carolina. Some people remember a guy named Jake Delhomme who wasn't bad at what he did. Statistics don't really make one guy better than the other, people loved them both for a while, then they disappeared, and that's how it goes. Most people don't put a lot of importance on statistics or measures, any more than they do status. The shoes of Cam Newton will be the hardest to fill of the Panthers recent quarterbacks, that is certain.
Cam Newton was an excellent quarterback while in Carolina, and not everybody would make a successful quarterback. You can do things other people can't, and they can do things you can't, that is reality. Nobody has to turn into or emulate Cam Newton to do well as a quarterback, that is the point. Cam Newton is Cam Newton, Jake Delhomme was/is Jake Delhomme, and the next guy is the next guy, that's it.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Cam Newton

The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
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newton unit

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!
by poopledee January 13, 2018
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