narf

Fucking retard

Jasmine: get away from me you narf
Me: thanks

by babygirllove001 August 11, 2014

nard

nerd/retard

What a nard!

by Saiyan_toilet July 7, 2003

Nard

A word used to discretely point out a person of Asian descent or a homosexual male.

Did you see that fuckin' Nard over there? What a loser.

by The creator of nard December 26, 2009

Narf

A word to describe someone that is extreamly nerdy, they have surpassed nerd.

OMG Eric you are such a Narf!

by Eric Idler December 19, 2008

Nardilicious

NOUN: A term used to describe a HOTT metrosexual Navy man who is well-rounded and well-balanced in all aspects of his life.

ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a man masculine in appearance,job AND the bedroom--a TRUE GENTLEMAN!

My boyfriend is sooo Nardilicious! After dinner, he performed double duty:washing the dishes AND taking care of BIZNESS in da bedroom-HoLLa!!!

by HoLLa_itsBABS! November 26, 2009

Nard

One who transcends being a nerd by being both extremely technically and intellectually well versed in a field but also considered extremely cool by the general public.

Bill Gates is a computer nerd but Thom Yorke is a music nard.

by Shawnnabis March 19, 2015

nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 14, 2008