Nonce

A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)

Donald Trump is a nonce.

by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

NONCE

A British person

Are you from the UK? No, I'm not a fucking NONCE!

by RealRealStuff August 10, 2022