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Nervouscell

A habitual condition where individuals pull out their cell phones in public to either avoid human interaction or to hide insecure feelings of being alone.
"Harry: Sorry I was late gettin to the pub, broheem. I got stuck in a bumper to bumper on I-90.

Peter: Oh, no problem. I was just sitting here all nervouscell, reading texts from two years ago, and slamming beers at the bar with the feeling of a hundred eyes bearing down on the back of my head.

Harry: A little snippy, eh? Wow. This night is gonna be super."
by ijustpooted75 November 22, 2011
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Nerval

A highly offensive term in psychology for someone's race that causes them to need immediate proximity to an electrical outlet
Mary ran to charge her computer after her professor made a nerval joke
by PsychoPsych February 14, 2012
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Nervosity

A sudden, uncontrollable burst of nervousness.
*hey mate, you going out with Cindy tonight?
*ya man, doubled up on the deodorant the nervosity is real
by eLeMents May 23, 2015
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nervous test

When your partner (Male or Female) Slowly moves there finger or hand towards your dick or pussy while simultaneously saying "Are you nervous?".
GirlFriend:"Hey babe?"
Boyfriend:"Yes?"
Girlfriend:"Are you nervous?(lowly moves hand towards dick)"
Boyfriend:"No buy why are you doing this? I like it but why?"
Girlfriend:"Just awnser the question(moves hand closer)Are you nervous?"
Eventually she grabs it then the winner gets a kiss so its a win-win situation
Girlfriend:"Congrats you just did the Nervous Test"
by MysteryMTG March 29, 2016
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nerveturd

Someone who gets on your nerves
Alan Carr is a nerveturd
by giofball December 2, 2016
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nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
by MissBear April 25, 2017
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Nervous Nutting

The process in which a guy becomes aroused and blows a load due to being too nervous.
Dave stared at his math test and became extremely nervous and developed the nervous nutting.
by Tjones36 July 5, 2017
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