Naughty brekkie

To wake a person with oral or anal stimulation

“Cath woke Jack for some naughty brekkie as a birthday treat”

by Cheekster1985 April 14, 2023

Naughty Bornholmer

When a person has been extremely naughty, so you grab your granite or gnejs and stone them.

Him: I don't like smoked herring
Bornholm's state department: You have been sentenced execution by 'Naughty Bornholmer'

by Knaldperlen February 9, 2018

naughty brown tattoos

when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos

Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!

Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.

Billy: What?

Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos

by Kool_Tyga999 December 2, 2021

naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.

"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."

by Whatabob April 19, 2018

naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest

“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”

by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020

You've been naughty --- go back to my room!

What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.

What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.

Oh I'm on my period, let's do a Naughty Kristin.

by bigboy79 April 30, 2020