Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
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This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.
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Phinehas is mustachecore.
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Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018
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