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blazing motherfucker 

A masochistic or malicious sex move (depending on the user's intent) performed by the posterior partner having intercourse with a person from behind (as in the doggy-style or reverse-cowgirl positions) and smoking a cigarette at the same time; after climaxing, the posterior partner burns the anterior partner's back with the cigarette, pulls out and leaves (while still smoking the cigarette) before the anterior partner has a chance to climax.
I gave Jenny a blazing motherfucker last night. She was so pissed! She ended up with a nasty burn on her back and didn't even orgasm.
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one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind
She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

juicebox motherfucker 

An endearing term for a friend one has had since the formative years; someone one may have shared a moment while each enjoyed a juicebox, such as during their preschool snack, or perhaps while on a play date.
Man, my boy Olin and I are straight juicebox motherfuckers. Been sippin' grape flavored drinks since the day that poop was the worst word on the list.

unholy motherfucker 

When a motherfucker acts unholy (extreamly sexually) often
Girl 1: Camryn is so fucking sexual
Girl 2: she is an unholy motherfucker
unholy motherfucker by Jams4Lifeee December 27, 2018

sussy motherfucker 

When a kid is the imposter, and throws a tantrum when he gets caught
“Shut the fuck up Jefferson! You were the impostor!” Jefferson: “No!!!! No I am not!!!!!!!” “I should have gotten you aborted you when I had the chance you sussy motherfucker!!!!
sussy motherfucker by Antesma March 16, 2021

Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.
Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

Dick Flick Motherfucker

When calling someone an asshole just won't cut it. Originating from Lance210's grandmom who screamed "You Dick Flick Motherfucker!" When he pranked her.
"YOU DICK FLICK MOTHERFUCKER CANT HELP BUT BUSTING MY BALLS!"
-badass grandmom