Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Oxy-moron

A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.

Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.

by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020

Moron

You

Ur a Moron

by akkibot September 25, 2019

moron

what most of the boys in my class are

JJ is a moron

by wordynerdgirl April 9, 2025

oxy-moron

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).

"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"

by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023

Moron

someone that thinks dreamsexual is about the youtuber dream

did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.

by ongadoolover February 13, 2022

moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".

In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023