Monicas

Same thing as saying my niggas but you say it Mah-Nic-AZ (Monicas)

Guy #1 what’s up my boy
Guy #2 what it do Mo-ni-ca

You guys are monicas

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

e-monic possession

electronic demonic possession

as e-mail or email is electronic mail

Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time

by The Real Hans Gruber December 25, 2007

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

Monica

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by Just monica December 7, 2018

Monica Olivas

Monica Olivas is a red-headed Mexican from southern California. She is the sole member of her friends to not be a gang or get knocked up by 18. She is a writer/blogger/crazy bitch.

You pulled a "Monica Olivas" by not getting pregnant in high school

by Runeatrepeat February 12, 2010

Monica Lewinsky

Refer someone who is perverted.

Damn, we've got some fuckin' Monicas up in here!

by KillJoyJen (JenN) July 11, 2004