Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

Someone who is quite annoying and isnt very smart

My friend is a mong

by Harrold smithington III September 27, 2022

mong drong

a bit like a spastic or mongo but infanately more offensive!

george w is a fucking mong drong!

by darthpaul March 30, 2008

Mong

This weird Asian girl constantly says it like, a lot nobody knows what it means though I think it’s a insult???

Shut up u mong
-Liana (Later Wood)
What are u? A mong?
-Liana (Later Wood)

by THICC PAPPI NUT 🥜 🥴🥴🥴 December 2, 2018

mong

a bit of a mix between a retard, a spastic and a super autistic kid

your a bloody mong you barstard.....
fuck you you mong.....
get a life mong....

by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017