Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.

by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020

Im from Minnesota

When other people ask why your wearing shorts in 62° weather

Someone who isnt affected by the cold

Bro, why are you wearing shorts in December 😐

Im from Minnesota 🤷 ♂️

by MightyManT May 27, 2020

Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall

My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"

by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021

1998 Minnesota Vikings

Quite possibly the biggest disappointment in the modern era of professional sports. The team practically steamrolled the rest of the league finishing the regular season 15-1. Then in the NFC championship game their kicker who hadn't missed a field goal or extra point ALL FREAKING SEASON LONG missed a chip shot that would have put the game out of reach. Instead the Atlanta Falcons marched down the field hit a field goal of their own and headed their way to the Super Bowl where they proceeded to get anally raped by John Elway and the Denver Broncos. If it had been Minnesota, they'd have put up way more of a fight. Instead we've been left to ponder for the last 24 years on what could have and should have been.

Most people would say the 2007 New England Patriots were the biggest disappointment but at least they were good enough to actually reach the Super Bowl. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings will go down in the history books but not for the right reasons.

by a frustrated sports fan March 3, 2022

St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

Minnesota White Snow

The act of fucking a white animal in the winter then before busting a nut you pullout and ejaculate on the animal and the sidewalk creating "Minnesota White Snow"

Did you see fred banging that chicken! Yea then he pulled out and made Minnesota White Snow!

by Hatertots February 24, 2015

Minnesota Waffle Stomp

The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.

I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~

by Dovebone February 8, 2021