Michael 

Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.

"Hey did you ask that boy out?"
"Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."

Michael by stinky feet 1134 November 27, 2011

Michael 

A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.

"What a perv.I bet that dude's name is Michael."

Michael by Your mom said this. December 19, 2009

Michael 

A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.

However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.

Wow, that guy is such a michael!

OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!

Michael by lonewolf456709 April 2, 2010

Michael 

The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.

Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."

Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."

Michael by fuckmichaellewwww August 19, 2011

michael 

used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place

(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan

Guy #1-why are you so cool bro

Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles

michael by albertchinningsworththethird January 26, 2011

Michael 

The dried up poop left on your ass hairs after taking a huge dump.

Holy shit James you smell like Michael

Michael by MarcusArilious&MatifaBabyPhat August 26, 2010

Michael 

Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.

i know, he's being such a michael.

Michael by MICHAEL HATER December 14, 2010