Mechanic

To define something that is now good that was previously bad or something good in general

“My old dress is so mechanic now”

by Jamkin January 14, 2026

Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.

DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026