Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Pencil Mayonnaise

How kind you are

He has level 100 pencil Mayonnaise!
He is so kind!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

New Mexico Mayonnaise

New Mexico Mayonnaise is when you make a sandwich specially turkey or ham and you fuck it and after you nut, you let the nut marinate for 2 or 3 days preferably for best results and then you grab the nut and spread it on the sandwich and eat it.

I like eating New Mexico Mayonnaise

by NewMexioMan67 February 17, 2026

Oatmeal and mayonnaise

A situation where a minor task or errand unexpectedly spirals into extreme consequences.

"She started a fire?! Must've been a bad oatmeal and mayonnaise."

by swiffy101 February 27, 2026