A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!
by winkwonkyouknow May 25, 2020
Get the Mattiemug. 
Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous
by joel morrison June 26, 2019
Get the Matty Ashcroftmug. That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
by daddy salty July 14, 2021
Get the Mattis Kempmug. “Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023
Get the Matty Healymug.