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Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl
Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
by hegh420 November 9, 2021
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Mats

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock
by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022
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Hood Mat

Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.
Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.
by StormSchock July 23, 2021
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Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.
Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”
by ErectTurtlePoop August 24, 2021
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Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
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Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
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Yuppa Mat

another name for a outdoor straw camping mat
Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach
by riiree January 2, 2025
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