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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Swoon Magnet

When someone is so beautiful, perfect, and attractive physically and mentally. that they attract many folks of the same and opposite sex.
Have you met that super babe Casey? She is such a Swoon magnet .
by PegMePeggy December 4, 2018
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Sun magnet

A racial slur targeting a black person. Based on that a darker color absorbs more sunlight and heat.
by KingSunMag July 16, 2022
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psychobitch magnet

a guy who keeps on having relationships with phychotic females
''shit i must pick them, i must be some kind of psychobitch magnet or sumthink''
by senior cebolla August 8, 2012
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money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.
i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!
by pussy bee March 17, 2020
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Magnetic Lesbians

Lesbians SO gay they seem to reel other lesbian and bisexual girls in, subsequently sticking to them.
"Oh my god, Rikki and Char are such lesbians, they're practically magnetic lesbians!"
by Rikkithemagnificent December 15, 2012
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
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