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furry magnet

The furry magnet got me again
by Rossco August 19, 2017
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buzz magnets

A magnet that buzzes when you throw them in the air
Guy 1 I'm bored

Guy 2 hay I have buzz magnets
Guy 1 yay
by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021
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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Soso magnet

Someone who likes baseball and/or Fortnite.
by E for president January 13, 2022
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prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.
Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.
by ihud March 5, 2011
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Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket
That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands
by Doncorelone April 8, 2011
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
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