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mushroom tat 

The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.
Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."
mushroom tat by Piglet Michelsen February 1, 2008
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Mushroom Cap 

Noun-The bruise left after a man takes his penis and slaps his partner across the head.

Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Noun- Last night I left a huge mushroom cap on my girl's face.
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
Mushroom Cap by Global Aneurysm January 29, 2012

mushroom people 

The nothingness of our society. You'll recognize them by these symptoms:

1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead

2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual

3. They speak less than 100 words every day

4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally

5. They have fake friends, most are imagined

6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles

7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will

8. They listen to Justin Timberlake

9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing

10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!

Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
mushroom people by Ajulaks February 2, 2008

Mushroom Stamp 

When a a dude and chick have anal sex and when the guy pulls out, poop is on his dick and he slaps the girl on the cheek with his dick removing all of the poop on his dick and leaving it on her face in the shape of a mushroom.
Jamie: "Dude, David's mushroom stamps hurt!! He hits you so hard with his cock!"

Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."

mushroom top 

The top of one's penis named as such because the top resembles a mushroom.
Stop touching my mushroom top faggat!
mushroom top by joe smo June 16, 2003

Mushroom soccer 

The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.
Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
Mushroom soccer by Komedian July 11, 2017

Mushroom eye 

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye
Mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005