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muff fluff

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.
Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.
by Brown Town 22 December 25, 2008
mugGet the muff fluffmug.

muff grunt

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy
by jace January 29, 2004
mugGet the muff gruntmug.

muff butter

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze
by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008
mugGet the muff buttermug.

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned
by chez June 11, 2004
mugGet the muff mobilemug.

Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.
Did you just muff gruff? It stanks
by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016
mugGet the Muff Gruffmug.

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole
i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe
by RetroThis May 4, 2012
mugGet the muff stankmug.

upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.
"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."
by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018
mugGet the upchuck muffmug.

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