splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 29, 2011
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sausage magnet

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
by chillyZ January 01, 2017
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Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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buzzard magnet

Slang term for a bullet magnet or meatshield in warzone. Also is known for someone who complains about being the only one getting shot while others are next to him.
Every squad has at least one “buzzard magnet “.
by Handily69420 March 18, 2022
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male magnet

A girl that attracts the male gender
Wow ur such a male magnet!
by Hurhurhur. July 07, 2017
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mamas magnet

A "mamas magnet", describes someone who constantly feels the need to be around their mothers to an unnatural extent. In the same way a magnets would attract to an object.
Omg, Jake is such a mamas magnet. He even followed his mom to the bathroom.
by Gisanchez July 29, 2017
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fondle magnet

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.
by reecerideslife November 15, 2010
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