Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.
office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."
by Andy1357 August 25, 2009
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dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) October 28, 2015
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Sch00l Lunch

Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
You shouldn't eat the SCH00L LUNCH
by infectz March 13, 2022
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Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"
by Dots-R-Us July 19, 2013
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Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.
Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.
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Royaltons lunch

I forgot to pack a lunch so now i have to eat royaltons lunch. I hope i dont get food poisoning
by Sroyalg December 14, 2019
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Pre-lunch

A snack you have before lunch to satisfy your hunger while you travel to, and wait for, your lunch proper.
I'm so hungry, let's get a pre-lunch on the way to lunch.
by Beau.10 December 07, 2016
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