"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the school lunchesmug. The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.
by BekW May 8, 2011
Get the lunch jealousymug. The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.
by Zozo the Cat February 24, 2010
Get the dump lunchmug. Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
Get the dildo lunchmug. "Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014
Get the lunch envymug. Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
by infectz March 12, 2022
Get the Sch00l Lunchmug. "We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."
"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
Get the House Lunchmug.