School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.

Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.

by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022

Lunch Box

Female version of teabag.

The first guy to fall asleep at the party gets a lunch box!!

by MissMFKing June 27, 2018

lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"

by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014

dump lunch

Dump lunch- v. To vomit profusely and noisily due to sickness or reaction to disgust.

The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.

by Zozo the Cat February 24, 2010

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015

lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

by BekW May 8, 2011

Ugandan Lunch

When you arrive at your workplace or school, only to realize you forgot to pack yourself a lunch for the day. Could also include not having enough money to buy a lunch.

I was in such a rush to get to school yesterday, that I completely forgot to pack myself anything to eat. I really hate getting stuck with an Ugandan Lunch.

by 69figgernaggot69 June 6, 2018