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Lebanon

1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.

Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.

2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.

3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.

4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.

5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.

6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)

7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.

8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.

9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!

2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?

Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?

3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth

Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!

4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!

5) Sans definition

6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)

7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.

8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!

9) See audio on top left of page
by FadieZ April 19, 2006
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lebanism

tendancy to use violence/ brutality.
the lebanses civil war was one of the most vicious civil wars for the types of crimes commited in it( killing babies, women, destroying buildings for no reason....) so another word to violence or brutality is lebanism.
1-when they play rough in a football game they usually say: "you guys watch it, this is football not lebanism"

2-watch your mouth or there is goin to be some lebanism goin down
by Mista DeE June 24, 2006
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lebanese

A lebanese person originates from the state of Lebanon. Although of Arabic character, the lebanese people have been largely influenced by european culture as Lebanon was once a colony of France. The lebanese people are diverse in religions and cultures, making up of various christian and islamic strands, its plurality makes it a very unique country of the middle east. The lebanese people are a peaceful people, but foreign intervention by the Arab Israeli conflict was one of the leading causes of the civil war between various christian and muslim militias. This steretype of lebanese as violent is a result of the media's attention on lebanese gangs and crimes commited by lebanese people. This stereotype is far from the truth!
What many people do not understand is that Lebanese people have made a huge impact worldwide. A list of renowned lebanese people include:
- Ralph Nader (ran for president of the USA, consumer rights advocate)
- Carlos Helu (Third richest man in the world)
- Shakira ( Singer, Half lebanese half latino)
- Steve Bracks (premier of victoria)
- Marie Bashir (governor general of New South wales)
- Joe Hashim (World Poker Champion)
by Antonio Elias January 29, 2007
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Lebanesbian

The term 'lebanesbian' was first coined in the late 16th century when:

Cleopatra (who had just time travelled back to Roman times to got married) returned from her visit to the past.
When Cleopatra returned she found a half dragon, half unicorn, half mermaid creature had taken over her kingdom.

Her only chance of saving her kingdom was to find the mythical Lebanese lesbian who could kill drag-uni-maids.
after a long and arduous journey across mountains, deserts, seas and 4 stops on the subway, Cleopatra finally found the Lebanese lesbian and returned with her to the kingdom

after a vicious, bloody battle that lasted almost 5 minutes the Lebanese lesbian finally vanquished the beast.
Cleopatra thanked the Lebanese lesbian for saving her kingdom by making up a new word for her...

LEBANESBIAN !

unfortunately over the years it has devolved from a compliment and come to an insult that describes a Lebanese lesbian that nobody likes.
16th century:
Adammus- WOW... look it's the lebanesbian !!!
Stevus- OH MY GOSH... lets go worship her for saving the kingdom !!!!!

21st century:
Adam- ugh... look at Nour... she is so stupid, i don't like her !
Steve- me neither... she's a lebanesbian !!!!!!!
by ZOMBIE_FINNY July 20, 2010
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Annie Leblanc

A beautifuleveryone thinks is spoiled but In reality she buys her own things with the money she deserves. She also has a good looking boyfriend
Girl-who’s that girl over there

Guy- that Annie Leblanc she’s a star
by Username0999 April 22, 2019
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lebanon

Lebanon is a country in the middle east. It has GREAT food, I'm tellin you it's the best food ever made. The women there are soo hot that if you get too close...you might melt. It's all nightlife over thurr, and without many laws, it can seriously get exciting. Most people say it's the best nightlife in the world. It's a pimps life I'll tell you that. Just make sure u kno who ur talkin 2.
tourist 1-how old u have to be to go to a club in this place?

tourist 2-dont matter.
by baller4lifejammal August 30, 2004
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Labrant fam

The Labrant family is a family that makes daily YouTube videos on their family channel! The mom is Savannah the Dad is Cole they have three kids Everleigh (8 years old) Posie (2 years old) and Baby Zealand (5 months old)
Someone: hi what are you doing
Someone else: watching The Labrant Fam they are so fun and cute!
by okayyyyyyyyy3 January 2, 2021
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