Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

French Leather

The Worst type Of Leather

French leather is the worst type of leather

by 454534 March 17, 2021

leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.

*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."

by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022

leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.

Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."

by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018

slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 February 20, 2011

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025