Lana

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage

There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.

by big back shaun August 14, 2025

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Lana Local

A Lana local is a person who thinks that they are a stan for Lana Del Rey but only listens to her most popular songs.

That girl is such a Lana Local, she only listens to Summertime Sadness and Video Games

by LanaDelReyBtd October 11, 2023

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Lana

She is Very short, probably around 160cm or 5foot2in

Wow, that is Lana, look how short she is.

by chublu November 28, 2021

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Rocco and Lana

THE BEST COUPLE VER AND EVER IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.

Person A: Who is the best couple in the world?
Person B: Of course, Rocco and Lana

by Mike234698'4557845 June 8, 2020

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Lana

a bitch who literally gets no guys. whoever talks to lana, watch the fuck out. she talks shit and all she does is ignore her friends when she’s with her boyfriend. she dyes her hair and it’s a period blood red color. big eyed bitch who can’t stand people, runs track for fun, and thinks her boyfriend is the only person in the world.

Girl 1: who is that?

Girl 2: oh that’s lana, she’s annoying

by mattsgirlfriend123 August 22, 2021

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