lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

blazing lame

adj. - really, intensely stupid.

orig. - melbourne, FL

ay, my shoe just got scuffed last period.

damn, thats blazing lame.

by ms.vo-nguyen September 26, 2010

lame bryant

something that is extremely uncool.

We went to the club last Saturday night, but left early because it was lame bryant.

This guy tried to take me on a date to the dog park to meet his shih tzu...lame bryant!

by deedee969 July 27, 2010

lame down

1. To become lame.
2. To make someone lame.

#1.

Steve: Ever since Jimbo got married, he's been going home early, cutting down on his drinking, not talking about women and ditching us for his wife.

Heinz: Yeah. He's totally laming down.

#2.

Jimbo: So you think this marriage thing lamed me down?

Heinz: Well, Eric's married, but he didn't lame down.

by Kendalm January 5, 2008

lame wang

When someone or something acts lame or is being a dickhead. The same as calling someone lame. Noun....originated in 90s.

Friend: I can't hangout because I have a christian family dinner.
Response: You are such a lame wang.

by bladewarrior69 October 2, 2015

Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.

Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016

#lame as hell

word means you are a making a blog!

#lame as hell, ha! more like #lame as bell

by dalanium January 30, 2019