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Tylor Lego

tylor lego plays pokemon while enjoying donkey penis
by Jesus theone November 24, 2011
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Super Legos

A term used to replace shrooms or boomers around parents, siblings, cops and teachers.
These Super Legos taste decent.
by jpisme May 16, 2011
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lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.
"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"
by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020
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Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.
The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.
by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020
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The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves
“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”
by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024
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LEGO

A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023
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