Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

lego

Something that might murder you and everyone you know and love.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT MURDEROUS, DEVILISH, BLOODTHIRSTY LEGO!!

by I am god you are not god December 5, 2019

Lego

This is an extremely small building block which is used in many ways Sexual actions

For example Mo, head of Dnt likes to put Lego up his ass and inside of his friend Hard Abz in late night intervention and Friday night bbqsMi gente

by Legoismyego December 11, 2019

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020

Lego

A slang term for Egyptians. (because they built the pyramids.)

You need to go back to Egypt, you fuckin' lego.

by itsyaboiurmom January 21, 2020

Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020