Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 19, 2015

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

Ketchup Male

A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers

Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself

by BibleMann June 08, 2022

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 06, 2024

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright June 29, 2013