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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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Clayton Keith Award

The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
by Bearnt June 12, 2024
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Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.
Sup Keith
by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
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gunner keith

A boy who is sweet,kind, adorable,smart and more and if you meet a Gunner Keith do let go because you will never find one like him😘😘
Person 1: Who is that smart and adorable baby in that class
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
by Emily Conway December 29, 2017
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Bob Keith

Someone who does not complete their alcoholic beverage, leaving enough to complete a remaining swig.
oi who's the Bob Keith here then

(after a party), "there's far too many Bob Keith's by the way"
by Zerdnation December 26, 2023
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King Keith

A man that fucks peoples moms and sisters. (Salmans Anne, Ms RayRay, Kim Pham, Stephanie La)
Damn that dude just piped a milf, hes a King Keith
by sythedemon April 30, 2021
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Keith

by Skelper69 November 22, 2021
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