A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
Get the A Keithmug. Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
Get the Keithmug. by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
Get the scuba keithmug. A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
Get the Keithmug. i love you so much keith
by r1oooo November 14, 2021
Get the keithmug. A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.
Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing
by •°•°XoxO•°•° February 26, 2023
Get the Keithmug. Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.
Keith is the love of my life.
by Michaela Ainslie November 23, 2021
Get the Keithmug.