king kong

Hairy or crusty chick, possibly both. When she walks down the hall, you yell, "KING KONG!!!" or sing the song.

Da'Nae "Crusty" Wilson and Morgan Burnham classify for King Kongs.

by trojanhomie06 December 14, 2008

pink king kong

Also known by the acronym PKK. A PKK is a reference to a male caucasian's unusually large genitalia. It is often pronounce "peek-kee".

Sheldon couldn't help but let out a squeal of delight after seeing his pink king kong.

by Grand Canyon May 15, 2007

King Kong Quisha

Fucking amazing. 'Nuff said.

King Kong Quisha aka Deneisha, is awesome. Don't be hatin'.

by Eorlas July 20, 2009

Let's kong this bitch

A kong is a movement in Parkour, the art of movement, in which one runs towards an object, dives, and uses his arms to push himself past. To say "Let's kong this bitch" is like saying "let's blow this joint."

Guy: Man, this is lame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's kong this bitch.

Dude: This is bumshit. Let's kong this bitch.

by Setnochima April 23, 2007

Hong Kong Dong

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009

Diddy Kong Dong

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.

I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009