January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

by wheckles October 17, 2020

January 11th

If your born on this day you are HELLA sexy like DAMNNNN and your super smart, caring, funny and work hard for the people you love and they appreciate it and appreciate you very much and people love being around you

“Wow you were born on January 11th ... your awesome!”

by Sexiness34 December 29, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 4th

January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.

Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”

by Shinkin October 26, 2020

January 13

The day you meet the love of your life, the day your life changes forever. ❤️

Freind: When did you meet your fiance?

ME: I met her on January 13 ❤️ ❤️

by LOVE009 December 11, 2020

January 3

Kiss you gf/bf day

Hey babe hey baby it's January 3rd let's kiss

by Ilovenygf January 1, 2022