Jade 

If you say i just did a jade or i jaded you made a mistake as in you are a calling yourself a mistake like it was a mistake to join the football team

"dam im a jade"

Jade by Xjsnxjszjsjzkaksdj August 4, 2020

Jade 

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.

Wow, you’re such a jade

Jade by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020

Jade 

She is the sweetest, cutest, most loving person you'll every meet. Hahaha shes not a person.....shes a cat

Jade,

Jade by hi um September 25, 2020

Jade 

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

Jade by Fortnite m8 November 1, 2020

Jade 

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!

Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!

Jade by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020

jade 

not a simp

jade is not a simp

jade by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020

jade 

not simp

jade is not a simp

jade by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020