Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

Human flesh

The meat of a human being, very tasty - tastes delicious with salsa, also with French fries.

mom : im making food tonight, what do you want honey?
me : human flesh with salsa and fries
mom : okay honey
henning (in the bush) : can I come too, for human flesh?

mom : yes

by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 4, 2021

flesh pound

Someone that has sex with a fat role.

Shes so fat that i could flesh pound that all day

by Mantits Mcgee January 31, 2014

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

Flesh Ladle

To stir the love juice and shoot that wad over the fence for a home run she is shure to remember.

Insert pee pee and move those hips in a girating matter.

by Spanky Trow March 29, 2005

Flesh Snake

A penis; male genitalia.

I saw his flesh snake as he was getting out of the shower at the gym .

by stinkyshitbritches June 5, 2018

Flesh Turd

Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.

S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"

by FleshTurder December 6, 2017