Hypocrite

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by Worried female :/ December 6, 2021

Hypocrite

Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.

Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!

Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!

by Chillice March 31, 2015

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

hypocritness

when someone is a hypocrite

no wonder where briana gets her hypocritness from

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

Hypocrite

Sidney is the definition of a hypocrite

Sidney is a hypocrite

by Hi1016 July 14, 2020

Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?

You're a hypocrite like the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009