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Jesse Hitaffer

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Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
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Staten Island Hittaz

A group of dirt bike and atv riders who gained popularity in their city for riding and performing stunts on the streets of Staten Island, New York.
My girlfriend always comes home smelling like 2 stroke oil or gas. I think shes cheating on me with one of those guys from Staten Island Hittaz"
by Theforgottenboro March 31, 2017
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Social (Media) Hitman

When a person is paid, sent with an agenda, or goes on their own volition to sabotage and ruin another person's reputation by doing deliberately intolerable things to force reactions from them to make them look bad. Social hitmen, also Social Media Hitmen, go around "trolling" people to get them to use derogatory language, verbal abuse, physical abuse, or some other form of self defense to defend themselves, and then record or photo these actions to ruin their reputations to people in the media and in their lives.

These "hitmen" are totally and morally dead inside, are deplorable, and have no problems ruining your life and taking every cent you have just for an easy paycheck. They will block you from where you need to go, grope and sexually assault you, call you terrible things on your media pages, and be genuinely intolerable in order to achieve some agenda, get a criminals paycheck, or just do it for their own sick fun. These people, like paparazzi, never stop, never rest, until they get that sweet demon release and ruin your life.

As of now, 2020, there is no legal defense to stop a Social Hitman other than self control.
Guy 1: Did you hear what A Herd did to JD? She ruined his career.
Guy 2: That Social Hitman? She did it for the attention and the money, no question.

Apologist on TV: I am sorry for using the F word in a derogatory manner to that person last week. A Social Media Hitman was harassing me in emails, private messages, and sending me inappropriate sexual pictures of themselves and others, and when I tried to block them and tell them to stop, they kept at it until I went off at them. I am sorry to the people that saw it, and I am not bigoted nor intolerant, just this person posted their screenshot of me telling them off and it was taken out of context. I shouldn't have said it, and I am sorry.

Corporation: There is a person we want to take down on their social media pages and ruin their reputation to make them look bad politically, allowing us to gain more social support. We will give you 10,000 USD to find a way to make this person look like a bigot, a racist, a deviant, or sexually abusive. You can develop a relationship and betray them, or anything to achieve this goal.
Social Media Hitman: Shouldn't be too hard; I can use private servers, networks, and follow and harass them until they react.

Concerned Citizen: What can we do against these social hitmen?
Concerned Citizen 2: Absolutely nothing. you just have to ignore, block, restrict, and hire security to keep them away. There is no known legal defense to stop a Social (Media) Hitman other than self control. Humans 2020
by MCPKG December 27, 2020
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Young Miami Hittas

Y.M.H is a Gang based in Miami Dade mostly Young people who are gangsters.
by Shersher19 January 26, 2024
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Switch ass hitta

Someone who switches up on his actions, emotions, or feelings when exposed to different social setting.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.
Hunter is a switch ass hitta for not watching the bachelor with his friends
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink
by Jon B Zeller February 28, 2024
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National Bully Grizzley / Hitta Day

On this day of January 31st, everybody around the world will celebrate this holiday of making fun of Grizzley/Hitta.

He has a deep love for Kenn btw (Tranny) and hes a fag. Bro deactivates his accounts for 30 minutes tryna act mysterious n shit like wdf. N he also dickrides Bally A LOT.
"We shall bully the Kenn dater aka Grizzley bc hes a loser on National Bully Grizzley / Hitta Day"
by Kid H5 January 30, 2025
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