Hurting like Charlesworth

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

Tonya Harding

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich if it pleased her.

Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Hurting Ball

Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end

OUCH motherfucka i just got bit by a hurting ball-- um.. i mean a practice golf ball lol!?

by Big Bear Stalker September 28, 2003

harrington park

Harrington Park is the most, insignificant town in Bergen County. Mainly inhabited by rich white trash, the town is overflowing with cash but bothers not to invest it in anything instead of a shitty electrical sign outside the burough hall that's gone. The main areas in town is Jerry's, Vera's, and the Convenience Store. Almost nothing to do except go downtown, eat like a fatass, and go home shortly after. At random times, the entire town will reek of piss. You will be considered a badass if you wander around at night and break bottles and not pick them up. Of course, being a "badass" in Harrington Park just means that you're not considered a gay fag in other towns. You will get in trouble with the police for potentially rebellious activities like JAYWALKING or CUTTING BUSHES THAT AREN'T YOURS! You don't have to worry much though, the special forces of Harrington Park are a bunch of bored cops armed with Nerf guns. Hate it or love it (mainly hate it), just stay away.

"Wanna go badass things like walk around at night and break bottles?"
"No way, that stuff is just scary! Plus we'll be out past our curfews and then our mommies will only let us spend $100 dollars at the mall!"
*In other towns*
"Wow, Harrington Park is a faggy town."

by Bobby the Retard February 5, 2008

Horting

kind of MMA

my buddy John went to horting championship, he got fucked up well.

by blackoutpoint August 19, 2015