halloween

the best holiday EVER!!

halloween>other holidays

by Ahumi October 18, 2022

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

Halloween

Halloween is an excuse to dress like shit and get candy from strangers. Also a perfect time to get murdered and stabbed. You could murder anyone as long as you dress up as a white fucking princess.

Halloween is shit. Fuck.

by imagine dragon deez nuts April 5, 2022

Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.

Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."

by your real nаme April 17, 2022

Halloween

Satan's day where children go knock on people's doors at night in costumes and ask for candy and then eat all of it and gets mega suger high.

Today is halloween aka the day to worship satan and eat candy

by MelonPanda January 4, 2021

pubies halloween

When the dick enters the asshole on accident and catches a couple pubes in the process.

I tried to get to the wet pussy but accidentally slipped it in LeeAnns asshole and caught a case of pubies Halloween

by Stinkybutt1000 May 16, 2021

I hate gay halloween

"I hate gay halloween..." is a meme format in which a person dresses up as a pop culture reference, a niche meme, or any random scene. It went viral on Twitter (X) during Halloween in 2024.

It usually follows the sentence: "I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're insert meme"

"I hate gay halloween, wdym you're the Dream crying on stage gif??"
"I hate gay halloween wdym you're Tokyo Toni"
"I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're Chappell Roan and a passenger seat??"

by repufolklore November 7, 2024