Haskin

A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.

If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.

How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.

by Brugle May 18, 2008

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Hollywood hacking

When in a film, the super high tech criminal mastermind hacks into the most complex and secure system ever created by man simply by typing something in to a password box.

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Gabriel: when Stan fails to hack the Dept. of Defense network in 60 seconds Too Bad ! You are gonna die !

Me: Prfff... dude this film is nothing but Hollywood hacking... it's f-ing lame!

by Jason L. Whittle December 9, 2008

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Inspect Element Hacking

Low Key Hacking for noobs playing games on Cool Maths Games

Cool Maths Games Gamer: Hey man, look, mah score on duck life is Infinity.
Proper Gamer: Ur not cool. You are using Inspect Element Hacking you dumb Cool Maths Gamer

by Prime Worshipper August 1, 2017

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hackitude

In programming slang, refering to the degree of quick fixes, limited-scope solutions, workarounds and inclusion of fragile code. Commonly used with negative connotations.

I hate Java. Every time I wanted to use such and such way of doing things, I ran into problems. Example: lack of unsigned arithmetic. Each "feature" required workarounds of the highest hackitude normally.

by dazza85 July 16, 2008

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Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

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Huckin Hoiget

In other words one may say to someone, "you are a fucking faggot" but when "huckin hoiget" is said at the right time the person who is being called a fag will most likely say "say whaaaaaaaaaa?" When used appropriately this word can own nubs, insulting them so much they will most likely shit their pants.

guy in car: "HEY!"
people on street: "HEEEEEEY!!!"
guy in car: "Shut the fuck up ya huckin hoigets!"

"You know that guy that lives on 187 Main Street?"
"Ya man, he's tots a huckin hoiget!"

by JB Sweet Daddy Cakes March 20, 2010

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