An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.
Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.
Jack: Ok
Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)
Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.
Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
Jack: Ok
Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)
Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.
Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
by Raphaim October 24, 2023
Get the Hypocritemug. by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Therefore, you started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
Get the hypocritemug. Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.
by Paqqie May 2, 2018
Get the hypocritical slutmug. “wow that person’s such a hypocrite”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
by maya.chr April 5, 2020
Get the hypocritemug. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.
Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.
Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.
She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.
by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug.